Check your DPI setting. 600 DPI scanning over Wi-Fi will be extremely slow. For text documents, use 200-300 DPI. For USB connections, ensure you are using USB 3.0 (Blue port).
If you meant a creative narrative, I'm happy to write one—just let me know the tone (humorous, suspenseful, slice-of-life). If you need the actual driver download or installation steps, I can provide those too.
Sometimes the driver installs but fails to register the .dll files with Windows Registry.