Weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

"You read the sides?" he asked.

"You're early," he said, crumbs falling onto my head. "That's either very professional or very desperate." weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

After ten minutes of sitting in dead silence, I heard breathing. Not from behind the curtain—from the ceiling. I looked up. A man in a lucha libre mask was perched on a steel beam, holding a clipboard and eating a granola bar. "You read the sides

Bruno finally set down the Rubik's cube and squinted at me through the swim goggles. " he said

"Good," Bruno said. "Then you know this scene requires vulnerability. And also juggling."

I hesitated. “Is this… that kind of couch?”