In (the binary dimension of pure logic), the cold, calculating Sentinels found themselves compelled to wear knit sweaters with flashing LEDs. They calculated the "Efficiency of Merriment" and found it dangerously high.
"Who authorized a seasonal patch?" Elias muttered, slamming his coffee mug onto the terminal. As the Lead Stabilizer, his job was to keep the infinite timelines from bleeding into one another. Now, the screen was snowing digital flakes that were actually tiny, compressed zip files of joy. Across the Great Void, the symptoms began. Multiverse Ballance -v0.9.9.1 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL-