A La Mierda Con Los Zombies -

Here is a short manifesto for the post-zombie human:

Let’s put the phrase under the microscope. "A la Mierda con los Zombies" is Spanish, and the language choice matters. Spanish, particularly its Latin American variants, has a visceral quality for profanity. "A la mierda" isn't just "to hell"—it's "to the shit." It implies throwing something away with contempt.

The horde is behind us. Don't look back. They only move at 0.5 mph.

It is the linguistic equivalent of throwing your phone into the ocean (responsibly, in a biodegradable case).