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"Clothes," Gary said firmly. "She wears clothes. Usually blue ones."

The salesman tries to pivot. "But look at the embroidery—" The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare

She is the . She is the customer who has done the research, who has suffered the ill-fitting wires of youth, who has decided that she will never again be tortured by fashion. She walks into the store not as a shopper, but as an auditor. She is the ghost of future retail, haunting every salesman who ever said, "Oh, that looks like it fits." "Clothes," Gary said firmly

Violent tearing of Velcro.