The Kardashians S03e01 Can Everyone Get Their S...
The third season of The Kardashians kicked off with an episode titled Can Everyone Get Their S... and it immediately reminded fans why this family remains at the center of the pop culture universe. After a heavy second season focused largely on health scares and the aftermath of Tristan Thompson’s paternity scandal, the premiere attempted to find a balance between high-fashion glamour and the deep-seated tensions that threaten to pull the sisters apart.
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“I don't know who I am anymore. I thought I would have this huge rush of joy, but I just felt numb.” The third season of The Kardashians kicked off
Khloé Kardashian has been the punching bag of the family for years regarding her relationship with Tristan Thompson. However, in Season 3, the sympathy has run out, replaced by cold, hard boundaries. The "sh*t" that needs to be gathered includes:
The premiere deals with the immediate aftermath of the Tristan Thompson paternity scandal, but specifically focuses on the arrival of their son via surrogate. This plotline offered a stark contrast to the "fashion war" narrative. While Kim and Kourtney argued over velvet capes and Italian lace, Khloé was navigating the complexities of bringing a child into the world under a cloud of public humiliation.
The episode handles this tension with a surprising amount of nuance. We see the infamous speaker-phone conversation where Khloé attempts to mediate. It is a scene ripped straight from the early days of Keeping Up , reminding us that despite their billions and Hulu budgets, the Kardashians still fight on speakerphone while driving. Kim’s defense—that she was a "hootchie mama" in 2008 while Kourtney was conservative—highlights how they view their pasts differently. Kim weaponizes her history to justify her present, while Kourtney views her history as something that should be respected, not overwritten.